Jennifer Lawrence....
I saw Jennifer Lawrence for the first time when she has triumphed the Hollywood's big game.
Yes... at the Oscars 2012.
Remember her fall (chuckle), even she cannot forget it..Talking about Oscars, I have started seeing it from 2009, the year "Slumdog Millionaire" was at the Oscars.
We were watching Oscars 2012, of course me and my sister, my parents are not into english programs. They think english programs are over rated. Me too agree to an extent. They need a very good censor board.
When the nominations were reading for the Best actress award, I took a break and it was worth a break.. I heard my sister calling... Like some one is about to die.
I rushed to the room... I saw my sister's Mr.Bean face, You remember this face...
We both looked at each other like eh????
Yes, Jennifer Lawrence was on the floor
I fell like a fallen tree on to the sofa thinking
"Do actresses fell down !???"
"Aren't they supposed to be the perfect people on earth !!!"
"From toe to tip they look so perfect !!!"
Hmm... Now I doubt it.
My sister said "What is on her mind!! A Movie Script or something!!!"
I think she deserves some sympathy "look at her dress!!! People".
I asked my sister for her name
She replied like "Jeli... Jeni..."
I have no reason to shout at her because american's have a very weird accent.
Next day by 10.00AM, I opened my mail box. Found nothing special.. I was about to shut down the machine, she came into my mind..Yes the lady who fell down at the Oscars.
I took to google and wrote "oscars fall" there were a few auto suggestions coming "oscars fall jennifer lawrence" "oscars jennifer lawrence fall" "oscars 2012 jennifer lawrence fall" etc.
The internet was flooded with her fall, Good time for bloggers.
I have clicked on her wikipedia page, read about her (bla bla bla..) Feeling Bored. I was about to close her page I took a close look at her photo.
Hmm... She is a diva. (I personally think her Wikipedia page deserves much better photo of her.)
Just below the photo was her date of birth. For a moment I had a Mr.Bean face.
After a few seconds, my inner mind called me up "Wake Up".
I read each and every line in her wikipedia page and I ran next to my sister like Archimedes "Eureka...Eureka..."
I yelled at her "She has the same date of birth of mine" like "I am the first to land on Jupiter" (Feeling so proud ha..)
Without any interest, she asked "Who?"
I said "Jennifer Lawrence"
Again she replied "Who?"
I said "You remember the lady who fell down yesterday at the Oscars?"
She said "Oh...Ya.. Another lunatic"
I said "She is a nice lady she does a lot of charity works"
continued "She is the second youngest actress to get nominated at the age of 18"
I was following her all her way trying to convince her.
I didn't knew she was going to take a bath and at an instance she told me with a warning "Do you want to bath with me?"
I said "No"
OK. Let it be. Why should I convince her. She must be jealous of me because I share my date of birth with "THE Jennifer Lawrence".
When I was born in India on August 15 1990 she was born in USA.
To this moment I haven't seen any of her films, but I always wish her good luck and lot of success in her life.
Hoping she will see my blog one day.
Wish You Good Luck Jennifer
Your's So Called
Twin Sister
*Disclaimer - I have no bad intention for Jennifer Lawrence by writing this article. If you felt any bad intention, just get out of my blog. Hope Jennifer Lawrence will not file case against me. Love Jennifer...+Jennifer Lawrence FanPage
Sunday.....
The day whole world takes leisure. For anything and everything, there is an exception, Here I'm an exception (Sorry Sundays.. I am busy, May be next time). Last night (Saturday) I have returned from one of my worst visits to Trivandrum. I was utterly tired, a body with no energy. I've reached home by 11.00PM night. I took my bags off from shoulders, threw my shoes and rushed to refrigerator looking for a bottle of water. Aaahhhh(sighing)......There was one, I took the bottle, it was cold, the water was tempting and energetic. I drank it all. I felt refreshed, climbed on to bed for a deep sleep with some beautiful dreams.(I have seen many who share dreams with others, Unfortunately I don't remember any of mine.)
As usual, I woke up hearing my umma(mother) shouting at me
"Don't you have to go for coaching?? Wake up!!!"(Oh..I forgot to say. I attend PSC coaching on sundays)
Grrrrrrr.... I hate warnings It attracted me more on to my bed, I have cuddled on to my pillows, covered my head with blanket.
"Wake up!!!" Umma shouted...
Oh Gosh...Some how I woke up and crawled to the left side of my bed to find my slippers. I took an easy shower, Its already 9.00AM, the class will start at 10.00AM. I ran out of bathroom to search for a dress. I am very bad at dressing and looking good because I strongly believe personality is the thing. Hmmm... Took my bag and hurried to bus stop. Trusting public transport is like trusting on nothing. I think it was my day, I've got bus soon.
By 10.30AM, I have reached the coaching centre. To say about coaching centre - its PSC (Public Service Commission), All who are interested to be a public servant (To get bribed a lot... Like a lot...)have to get through this exam. Nowadays its very competitive. We had a General Knowledge class, It was the first time I am attending a GK class, since I've joined just two weeks before.
Talking about professor, I like him, he is a smart guy aged around 50. I don't know his name or the one who is sitting next to me, here your rank speaks for you not your name.
Talking about my General Knowledge, I'm a very big zero. The class was more concentrated on "India's first war of Independence". In between he asked us some interesting questions.
I will share 2 questions with you
1. (a-x).......(z-x) = ?
Even before finishing the question, a guy in the class shouted the answer. The professor gave him a high-five. I hate this guy, because he always does this, leaving professor not to explain the question for others.
Another question was
2. How many months have 30 days ?
The same situation, the guy have again made an impression on professor.
Another one was related to GK
What is common in India, Bahrain, South Korea, and Congo ?
Ha ha ha...hoo ha ha .... I was so happy jumping like a monkey who've got a banana after years of starving (The reason was not i knew the answer, the guy was so silent that he didn't knew its answer)
After sometime the professor gave us a clue, it is some how related to the topic we were discussing.
Again no one to answer ..
This answer was a total surprise to me.
Its 'Ramzaan' he has promised us to end the class by 2.30PM, He kept his promise and I left to home saying goodbye to a few fellas whom I'm comfortable with.
Good Bye to you too
If you know answers of the questions we have discussed in the class please drop it at the comments section below.
If you want to know the answers check it out here Answers
Have Fun...
Signing Off...
1. 0
= (x-a)(x-b)(x-c)...(x-x)(x-y)(x-z)
= (x-a)(x-b)(x-c)...0 x (x-y)(x-z)
= 0
2. 11(All the months except February have 30 days.)
3. Independence Day (August 15 ) We all share the same day)
